Moviegoer Complaints About The BFG

 

  • Giant couldn’t even be bothered to climb a friggin’ beanstalk 

  •  Contains none of the rampant anti-Semitism Roald Dahl is known for

  •  No Reese’s Pieces product placement?

  •  Woefully short on sharks, aliens and dinosaurs

  •  Title doesn’t lend itself to funny porn parody

  •  Sticky theater floor made walking out difficult

  •  Ending failed to reassure us there won’t be a sequel

  •  Turns out giants don’t actually exist

  •  Not as entertaining as a Trump tweet

  •  Thought I was paying to see Finding Dory