Little Known Facts About Tarzan

  • Always bragging about the length of his vine

  • His tree house is wired for cable

  • Developed famous “Tarzan yell” after accidentally sitting on a rhino horn

  •  Frequently refused service in restaurants due to “no shirt/no shoes” policy

  • As a young man, did some loincloth modeling to pay the rent

  •  Still can’t believe Republicans nominated Trump

  •  Once dated Jane Goodall

  •  Real name: “Jeffrey of the Apes”