Signs You’ve Gone to a Bad Theme Park

 

  • It’s filled with off-brand characters like “Marvin Mouse” and “Danny Duck”

  • The Port-a-Pottys are listed as an “attraction”

  •  It’s built on an abandoned uranium mine

  •  Instead of Disney Dollars, they offer you Marlboro Miles

  •  The roller coaster is called “The Widowmaker”

  •  They just added a Chipotle!

  •  The log flume is an exact representation of the excretory system

  •  It’s in North Korea

  •  The only currency they accept is bags of teeth

  •  You’re not amused, and there’s nowhere to park