Things You Don’t Want to Hear from Your Summer Camp Counselor


  • “You’ll be bunking with me”
  •  “Who wants to do shots?”
  •  “This cabin has been scorpion-free since 2014″

  •  “Are you familiar with a little book called ‘Dianetics’?”
  •  “Food is a privilege, not a right”
  •  “Don’t worry, the survival rate at this camp is well over 60%”
  •  “If anyone asks, you never saw me”
  • “Just out of curiosity, what’s your blood type?”
  • “Your parents told us to keep you”