Rejected Slogans for the New Burger King Mac and Cheetos

On Monday, Burger King is going to start selling “Mac n’ Cheetos.” Basically, they took giant Cheetos, stuffed them with macaroni and cheese, then deep fried them. You get five for $2.49, and if that’s not enticing enough, I’m sure they’ll come up with some clever marketing gimmick. We’re not sure what that will be, but we know what it won’t be.

 

  • “Have it no one’s way”

  •  “Nothing says ‘nutritious’ like orange-colored fingers”

  •  “When you want to cheat on the Whopperito”

  •  “Take a journey to the heart of darkness”

  •  “Putting the ‘art’ in ‘clogged arteries'”

  •  “Even Chester Cheetah wouldn’t touch them”

  •  “What happens when drunk chefs get bored”

  •  “The last gasp of the dying American empire”

  • “Pushing the boundaries of what’s considered food”