Least Popular Fathers’ Day Gifts

  

  • Complete Films of Rob Schneider box set

  •  Gently used Depends

  •  Bottle of knockoff cologne by “Calvin Krein”

  •  Box full of VHS porn tapes you swiped from him as a kid

  •  Handshake that awkwardly turns into a hug

  •  Parenting for Dummies in paperback

  •  Donald Trump “”Make America Great”” hat made in China

  •  A chafing dish, just because he doesn’t know what that is

  •  Handful of free condoms you grabbed at the bar last night

  •  Souvenir Disneyland coffee mug with “#1 Dad” crudely added with a Sharpie