Excuses of the Vomiting So You Think You Can Dance Contestant

  • Sorry, was just picturing a Trump presidency
  • I really shouldn’t have had that Whopperito for lunch
  • Throwing up really works the abs
  • This always happens when I meet C-list celebrities
  • Was hoping to interest producers in a new spinoff show, So You Think You Can Puke
  • Thought Paula’s outfit could use a splash of color
  • Sickened at having to shell out $16.50 for Alice Through the Looking Glass
  • Figured I’d get a high score for originality