Signs You’ve Made a Bad Sex Tape

 

  • Someone stole the video from your home, then immediately returned it
  • It’s 11 seconds long
  • Your girlfriend is texting throughout
  • Gawker wouldn’t touch it with a 10-foot pole
  • You both keep stopping in the middle to watch Veep
  • It’s even less entertaining than Zoolander 2
  • It stars your Mom