Complaints About Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Out of the Shadows  

 

  • Despite the “teenage” label, turtles look well into their thirties
  • They forgot to CGI in some laughs
  • You have the word “Turtles” in the title and no Mitch McConnell cameo?
  • Could have done without the scene where Trump calls them all “losers”
  • Plot moved slower than an actual turtle
  • Still waiting for Megan Fox to take off her top
  • Story and direction were pretty much “cowa-bungled!