Least Impressive X-Men

“X-Men: Apocalypse is in theaters now.  In honor of the film’s release, and it should be pretty impressive.  But just so the the X-Men don’t get too big for their britches, we thought we’d mention the least impressive X-Men.

  • Mystake
  • Rent Boy
  • Heat Rash
  • Blac Chyna
  • Underoo
  • Hashtag
  • Post-sexual reassignment surgery Wolverine
  • Kitty Dukakis
  • Babytooth