Ways Cher Celebrated Her 70th Birthday

Cher turned 70 on Friday, and spent the weekend celebrating her milestone.  Our intrepid reporters managed to find out how.  May we present:

Ways Cher Celebrated Her 70th Birthday

 

  • Blocking the Grim Reaper on Facebook
  • 70 shots of Botox for good luck!
  • Lifting her breasts out of her cake
  • Fooling people into thinking she’s Ruth Bader Ginsberg
  • Trying to remember her last name
  • Rocking her Bob Mackie adult diapers
  • Hanging out at Madame Tussauds, seeing if tourists can tell her from her wax figure
  • Singing “If I could turn back time” and really meaning it