Things You Don’t Want To Hear From Your Next Door Neighbor

Things You Don’t Want To Hear From Your Next Door Neighbor

  • So I thought, “Yeah, I’m 350 pounds, but if I wanna water my lawn in a Speedo, I’m gonna water my lawn in a Speedo, dammit!”
  • As long as you love African drumming, hardcore punk, and hog-calling, we’re gonna get along just fine!
  • Hi, could I borrow some body . . . uh, I mean, “trash” bags?
  • You take really quick showers.
  • Man, who would have thought a human head would take up an entire grill?
  • Could you turn down your music? We’re trying to have a Klan meeting over here.
  • These new back patio speakers will let me listen to Nickelback outside the house!
  • Let me use your shed and I’ll cut you a sweet deal on meth.