Overheard at the Donald Trump-Paul Ryan Meeting

Overheard at the Donald Trump-Paul Ryan Meeting

  • Wow, your hands are even smaller in person
  • Dude, how hard did you laugh when Carly fell off that stage?
  • I can’t respect a guy with two first names
  • Those shoes better be gleaming by the time you finish, Christie
  • Keep talking trash, Ryan, and I’ll build a wall around YOU
  • Ignoring the poor, demonizing minorities. Who said we had nothing in common?
  • It’s so nice to be forced to see you again!
  • Can we talk, fascist to fascist?
  • Let’s not do this again real soon