Most Frequently Returned Mother’s Day Gifts

Most Frequently Returned Mother’s Day Gifts

  • All expense paid trip to rehab
  • “I Heart NY” coffee mug with “NY” crossed out and “Mom” scribbled in Sharpie
  • Larry King’s ex-wives nesting dolls
  • DVD of Brokeback Mountain with note reading, “We need to talk.”
  • Giant bag of “Ted Cruz for President” swag
  • Ashley Madison membership
  • Apron that reads, “World’s Most Judgmental Mom”
  • Bag of laundry for her to hurry up and wash
  • Gift certificate for complimentary embalming
  • Mylar balloon that reads, “Screw you for grounding me!”