Rejected Mother’s Day Cards

Mother’s Day is Sunday and that means you need to get Mom a card. Luckily, the greeting card companies went with their best greetings and passed on the lines from this list of The Top Rejected Mother’s Day Cards

  • To Mom, whose undying love is almost worth the constant judgment.
  • Since I’m not sure which restroom you use now, I’m also sending you a Father’s Day card.
  • Our relationship is stronger than ever. Probably because I still live in your basement.
  • Mom, no gift could ever repay what you’ve done for me over the years. So why bother, right?
  • This isn’t a day to make you feel bad . . . but do you think you could tell me the name of my dad?
  • You fed me, you clothed me, you took me to all those parks. Now it’s time for me to say: Sorry for the stretch marks!
  • Mom, thanks for ignoring that silly concussion hysteria and allowing me to play football. And also, thanks for ignoring that silly concussion hysteria and allowing me to play football.
  • This Mother’s Day, let’s sing a tune . . . to a woman as gorgeous as Mama June!
  • I love you to the moon and back and I’m sorry I got addicted to crack.
  • Thanks for bringing me into the ladies’ room before it was cool.
  • This Mother’s Day, let’s all promise we’ll NEVER stop celebrating meaningless, completely fabricated Hallmark holidays!