Things We’ll Miss About Ted Cruz

Things We’ll Miss About Ted Cruz

  • How he taught us all how to hate again
  • His gift for physical comedy
  • Watching his own kids go out of their way to avoid him
  • Lucifer comparisons that were totally unfair to Lucifer
  • Listening to him read Green Eggs and Ham before settling in for the night
  • Watching him shoot three-point rings
  • Throwing batteries at the TV screen whenever his face appeared
  • His non-winning smile
  • Not a Dang Thing!