Overheard at the 2016 NFL Draft

  • Don’t worry, I’m sure they’ll pick you eventually once all the good players are gone
  • Traumatic brain injury, here I come!
  • I can’t wait to find out which team’s players will be slapping my butt this year
  • Is it weird that a bunch of rich white guys are literally bidding on black people?
  • I wouldn’t have shot up with steroids this morning if I knew there’d be so much sitting around
  • Turns out violence is the answer, if the question is, “How do I get rich?”
  • Please not the Browns please not the Browns