Overheard at the 2016 NFL Draft
- Don’t worry, I’m sure they’ll pick you eventually once all the good players are gone
- Traumatic brain injury, here I come!
- I can’t wait to find out which team’s players will be slapping my butt this year
- Is it weird that a bunch of rich white guys are literally bidding on black people?
- I wouldn’t have shot up with steroids this morning if I knew there’d be so much sitting around
- Turns out violence is the answer, if the question is, “How do I get rich?”
- Please not the Browns please not the Browns