Little Known Facts About Carly Fiorina

Putting the cart well before the horse yesterday, Republican Presidential Frontrunner Ted Cruz named former H-P CEO Carly Fiorina as his running mate.  Though Fiorina had her hat in the ring earlier in the election cycle, how well do you really know her?

  • Real name: Carl E. Fiorina
  • Would gladly pop that fat bastard Chris Christie with a thundering uppercut if given the chance
  • Thankful Ted Cruz invited her to board the political equivalent of the Titanic
  • Can bench press 400 pounds
  • Thinks Chuck Todd should lose the bad goatee
  • Didn’t actually mean all those horrible things she said about Ted Cruz when she was running for president
  • Only doing this to sell books
  • Would take a bullet for Cruz, in left leg only