It’s Administrative Professionals Day, but unfortunately not all of the “professionals” deserve to be saluted today. Check out The Top Signs You Have a Bad Secretary.
- When you ask what’s on the calendar for today, says, “A shirtless fireman.”
- Doesn’t waste any time on Facebook—too busy Face-timing cats.
- Instead of a speakerphone, insists on communicating through telepathy.
- Took a week of bereavement time when Jon Snow died on “Game of Thrones”.
- Insists that “team” is spelled with an “i.”
- Buys a Christmas present for your wife, and puts your girlfriend’s name on the card.
- Concluded your last conversation with, “Who would have thought a human head would take up so much room in a file cabinet?”
- Not on Ashley Madison.
- Actually understands the sexual harassment laws.
- Refers to computer as “that typewriter with pictures.”
- Comes back from a “smoke break” and eats a bag of Doritos while staring at a candle.
- Can type 90 words . . . a week.