Top Earth Day Pick Up Lines

Guys, are you celebrating Earth Day today?  If so you’ll likely run into some lovely ladies doing the same.  So we want you to be prepared with this list of The Top Earth Day Pick Up Lines.

  • Let’s treat your pants like the polar ice caps and make them disappear.
  • Wanna watch Leonardo DiCaprio movies and chill?
  • Are you a fossil fuel?  Because you’re making my temperature rise.
  • Let’s go back to my place and I’ll show you “sustainability.”
  • Why should Earth be the only thing that gets some loving today?
  • Are you into forestry?  Because you made some wood grow in my pants.
  • When I look at you, all I can think of is having responsible sex that doesn’t create another life on this already-overcrowded planet.
  • Think coal’s dirty?  Wait until you hear what I want to do with you.
  • Pretend my hands are a recycling bin and stick your cans in them.
  • I like your “Bernie for President” T-shirt.  I bet it would look great on the floor next to my bed.
  • Ever do it in the back of a Prius?