Other Proposed Changes to the $20 Bill

It’s official, Harriet Tubman is replacing Andrew Jackson on the $20 bill.  There were rumors that she’d be replacing Alexander Hamilton on the $10 bill, but the musical “Hamilton” made him so popular they changed their minds.  Here are some other changes that may soon be coming to the twenties in your wallet:

  • Will now be two-ply so rich people can use it as toilet paper
  • Warning label along bottom reads, “Do not swallow”
  • Harriet Tubman flipping double birds, sporting mohawk
  • Stays crispy in milk
  • Now worth $10
  • Still can’t buy you love
  • It’s Smokeable