Today is 4/20 Day, the unofficial holiday of pot enthusiasts. But some people are a little too enthusiastic about the reefer. Which brings us to this list of The Top Reasons You Should Quit Smoking Pot.
- You just realized you’ve been looking for your car keys since 1979.
- It’s ruining your, uh . . . what was I gonna say? Oh yeah: focus.
- Every time you hear a siren, you instinctively run to the bathroom and flush everything in your pockets down the toilet.
- Ironically, because you inhale an entire peperoni pizza when you get the munchies, 420 is what you now weigh.
- You want to see if you’re still a Bernie Sanders supporter without it.
- No one your age should still watch that much “SpongeBob”.
- Your house caught on fire and you told the firemen to chill out.
- You listed rolling a joint and packing a bowl as skills on your resume.
- You’re making the other air traffic controllers really nervous.
- Even Willie Nelson and Woody Harrelson think you have a problem.
- More for me!