A man claiming to be the son of William Shatner is suing the actor who played Captian Kirk, T.J. Hooker and Denny Crane for 170 million dollars.  But short of a DNA test, how do we know whether or not this guy is really Shatner’s son?  Well, here are some signs:

  • He was only 7 when he got his first bad hairpiece
  • George Takei’s kid hates him
  • He can’t resist the urge to check out Priceline.com
  • Shatner signed his Star Trek DVD “Love, Pappy”
  • He gets childhood flashbacks whenever he hears lame renditions of “Mr. Tambourine Man”
  • The passing of Leonard Nimoy hit him especially hard
  • He longs to get busy with a green-skinned chick
  • Coincidentally, his name is “TJ” and his Mom was a hooker