- Hate being referred to as a “type of fairy”
- Never made a dime from Notre Dame football for using my image
- Where the hell are all the female leprechauns? A man has needs, begorrah!
- Having to travel all the way to the end of the rainbow to make a cash withdrawal
- Leprechaun movies an inaccurate portrayal of how we kill people
- Always being mistaken for that Game of Thrones dude
- Idiots who catch you, then wish for more wishes
Happy St. Patrick’s Day!