Leprechaun Complaints

  • Hate being referred to as a “type of fairy”
  • Never made a dime from Notre Dame football for using my image
  • Where the hell are all the female leprechauns? A man has needs, begorrah!
  • Having to travel all the way to the end of the rainbow to make a cash withdrawal
  • Leprechaun movies an inaccurate portrayal of how we kill people
  • Always being mistaken for that Game of Thrones dude
  • Idiots who catch you, then wish for more wishes

Happy St. Patrick’s Day!