Questions To Ask Before Moving To Canada

Are you going to follow Whoopi Goldberg, Rosie O’Donnell, and other celebrities who move to Canada if Trump becomes president?  If that’s an option for you, first take a minute to review this list of The Top Questions to Ask Yourself Before Moving to Canada.

  • Do I have to learn French?  Or Rush lyrics?
  • Can I get used to replacing all swear words with “heck?”
    Am I going to have to explain Donald Trump to everyone who finds out I’m American?
  • Should I keep Rob Ford on speed-dial, just in case I happen to run out of crack?
  • Is there any chance that Justin Bieber will move back?
  • Is being bored to death that high on my bucket list?
  • Will it be weird to have a national anthem people can actually sing?
  • Can I handle the ease and convenience of having a health care system that actually works?
  • Am I ready to fully embrace curling?