Excited about Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice? Sure, who isn’t? But I do have a few questions. Here are just some of them.
- If Superman kicks Batman’ ass, does he get to keep Robin?
- Now that phone booths are gone, does Superman change in a Port-a-Potty?
- Why do full-grown adult like this?
- Does Batman equip his batarangs with lo-jack technology so he can always get them back?
- Why does Lex Luthor look like that skinny putz from The Social Network?
- Can I get that muscular without doing any physical activity?
- Can this (please) be the last superhero movie that comes out for a few months?