Batman v Superman

Excited about Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice?  Sure, who isn’t?  But I do have a few questions.  Here are just some of them.

  • If Superman kicks Batman’ ass, does he get to keep Robin?
  • Now that phone booths are gone, does Superman change in a Port-a-Potty?
  • Why do full-grown adult like this?
  • Does Batman equip his batarangs with lo-jack technology so he can always get them back?
  • Why does Lex Luthor look like that skinny putz from The Social Network?
  • Can I get that muscular without doing any physical activity?
  • Can this (please) be the last superhero movie that comes out for a few months?