In honor of today being International Women’s Day, we now give you 100% guaranteed to be absolutely true (this is NOT a guarantee) International Women’s Day Facts.
- If you celebrate it at Hooters, you’re kinda missing the point.
- Jennifer Lawrence cries over the gender gap . . . into a $24,000 gold-embroidered pillow.
- Only 22 of the 197 countries have a woman leader. If Donald Trump keeps talking about his junk, that will become 23.
- Ironically, Bill Cosby will spend today napping.
- It’s a day to celebrate achievements of women . . . that have almost been totally wiped out by the Kardashians.
- Donald Trump has employed many women. Of course, he calls them “wives.”
- International Women’s Day is recognized by the U.N., most governments, and the Lifetime network.