Surprises in the Downton Abbey Finale

Spoiler Alert.  Or Maybe I just made the whole thing up…

  • It was really pronounced “Down Town” the whole time, suckers!
  • Jon Snow is not dead
  • Entire cast drives off a cliff, Thelma and Louise style
  • Crawley family attempts to revive their fortunes by cooking meth
  • The Crawleys can fly now or something
  • Blooper reel shows cast beating the snot out of one another
  • We never find out what happens with that Hitler guy in Germany