Overheard at the Oscars

Overheard at the Oscars

  • “Yeah, I got your ‘Big Short’ right here!”
  • “I sure hope I can get into Tyga’s after-party”
  • “Oh crap! Did I miss ‘Best Foreign Language Short?’”
  • “That acceptance speech was longer than The Revenant”
  • “How do you get tear stains out of a red carpet?”
  • “Given the diversity controversy this year, I feel uncomfortable asking my black seat filler to move”
  • “Can’t wait for John Travolta to mispronounce Saoirse Ronan”
  • “How’s my fake smile look?”
  • “When did Matt Damon get back from Mars?”