Pet Peeves of Mary Poppins

What ticks off the world’s most famous Nanny? Glad you asked.

  • Cheap umbrellas that turn inside out in the wind
  • Kids always demanding spoonfuls of sugar when they’re not even sick
  • Dyslexia makes it almost impossible to spell “Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious”
  • Can’t smack Banks kids around since parents installed nanny cam
  • Damn jet streams keep blowing her miles off course
  • Ben Affleck won’t take “No” for an answer
  • Clients expect her to sing even when exhausted from 90-hour workweek
  • Pervs who look up her skirt when she’s flying