Valentine’s Gifts

There was a discussion on Reddit where actual guys said what they want for Valentine’s Day. Maybe it’ll give you a few ideas. Or not. This started as a longer list, but not every item was SFW.

  1. “A couples’ deep tissue massage . . . about an hour in the steam room . . . ice cold beer . . . a medium-rare porterhouse, baked potato, mushroom, salad dinner . . . and relax to an action movie of my choice.”
  1. “I personally prefer experiences over material objects. Make me dinner, give me a gift certificate that says I can tie you up and have my way with you, or take me on a road trip.”
  1. “A Darth Vader onesie.”
  1. “Things that I’ll use. A nice wallet, sunglasses, Chapstick, a nice coffee cup.”
  1. “Something that gets me a little closer to my dreams or hobbies.”
  1. The greatest gift is that my old lady and I don’t celebrate Valentine’s Day.”