The Top Things Punxsutawney Phil is Thinking this Morning.
- That’s right wood-chuck-chuckers, It’s Groundhogs Day. Wondering what’s on Phil’s mind before his big moment? Well, wonder no more.
- Okay people, get your Bill Murray jokes out of the way. I got a job to do.
- Don’t these idiots realize I have no clue how to predict weather? Sorry. That’s something Al Roker’s thinking this morning.
- One day of work, 364 days of Netflix and chill!
- I wanna nail that thing on Trump’s head.
- I just did more work this morning than all the Kardashians combined have done this month.
- This idea that I can predict the coming of spring is actually an offensive stereotype.
- I can’t believe I already broke my resolution, look how fat my shadow looks.
I’m a national celebrity and yet I can’t get any help with getting a decent Wi-Fi signal in my underground burrow!
- I actually identify myself as a prairie dog.