January 19, 2016
After negative publicity from recent foodborne illness outbreaks, Chipotle is trying hard to win back customers. What they need is a snappy new slogan. Here are some suggestions.
- Make a Run for the Crapper.
- Statistically Speaking, It’s Safer to Eat Here Than to Be Married to O.J. Simpson.
- If We Couldn’t Be Trusted, Would We Have All This Cool Modern Art on the Walls?
- Save Money. Poop Better.
- Remember, Vomiting Helps You Lose Weight.
- You’re Drunk. We’re Open. BOOM!
- People Come Up with Great Ideas on the Toilet.
- We do the Norovirus Right.
- Our Tables are Slightly Less Sticky than Taco Bell’s.
- The Guacamole is Extra . . . But the E. Coli is Free!
- There’s No Cleanse Like a Chipotle Cleanse.