Golden Globes

January 11, 2016

 

Did you watch the Golden Globes last night?  Me either, but I had a good excuse.  Here they are, the top reasons for Not watching the Golden Globes:

  • I’m tired of seeing Matt Damon get honored for having to be rescued from stuff.
  • I get unnerved by how much of the screen Quentin Tarantino’s head takes up.
  • Steve Harvey told you me it was on tonight.
  • I’m still upset they snubbed “Mortdecai”.
  • Cops cut off the electricity to my Oregon bird sanctuary.
  • I hocked my TV to buy Powerball tickets.
  • My New Year’s resolution was to not waste time watching rich people you don’t know congratulate themselves.