January 7, 2016

So…I won Powerball last night.  Now you’re wondering, “why did you even come to work today?”  I didn’t win the big prize—no one did.  But I (along with 7,124,983 other people) won one of the smaller prizes.  I got 1 number plus the Powerball.  That’s 4 bucks!  Take that, wife who says, “Why are you wasting your money on lottery tickets?”  Now I’ve got money to buy a ticket for Saturday’s drawing, where the jackpot’s approaching $700 million, and that’s a lot of money…like get-away-with-murdering-your-first-wife money.