Returned Christmas Gifts

December 28, 2015

Now that we’re a few days past Christmas it’s probably safe to start returning the unwanted Christmas gifts you received the other day.  I talked to a friend of mine who works in retail, and she gave me a list of this year’s most returned gifts.

  • Edible Spanx
  • Talking Barbie that bores kids by reciting the tax code
  • Tangled ball of stereo wires
  • Wad of Juicy Fruit gum misleadingly labeled as “Silly Putty”
  • Signed photo of Shia LaBeouf punching out a total stranger
  • Chia Rand Paul
  • Gently used dental dam
  • Fisher Price My First Meth Lab