December 24, 2015
Dear Santa,
While I’m greatly looking forward to your visit tonight, I have just one request. Not to sound ungrateful, but there are a few things I’d rather NOT have you stuff in my stocking. So if you could, please refrain from delivering the following stocking-stuffers:
- Chocolate-covered coal
- A Smaller, empty stocking
- A Chipotle soft corn taco
- Cosby Show DVD box set
- A Gently-used merkin
Anything else would be much appreciated. Merry Christmas.