Pat’s Letter to Santa

December 24, 2015

Dear Santa,

While I’m greatly looking forward to your visit tonight, I have just one request.  Not to sound ungrateful, but there are a few things I’d rather NOT have you stuff in my stocking.  So if you could, please refrain from delivering the following stocking-stuffers:


  • Chocolate-covered coal
  • A Smaller, empty stocking
  • A Chipotle soft corn taco
  • Cosby Show DVD box set
  • A Gently-used merkin

Anything else would be much appreciated.  Merry Christmas.