Christmas Toys

December 23, 2015

Doing a little last-minute Christmas Shopping for the kids?  Well, you probably can’t go wrong with Star Wars toys.  I’m pretty sure you’ll be able to find Star Wars merchandise in EVERY STORE EVER!  But if that’s not your thing, there are plenty of other options.  Just take care to avoid:

This Season’s Least Popular Christmas Toys

  • Disney’s Not-So-Frozen Climate Change Edition Elsa Doll.
  • Caitlyn & Chaz:  TRANS-Formers.
  • Rock ‘Em Sock ‘Em Rednecks.
  • Rubik’s Lube.
  • Leaky Implant Barbie.
  • Don’t Tickle Me There Elmo.
  • Ch-Ch-Ch-Chia Trump.
  • The Jay Z Bake Oven.
  • Bill Cosby’s Lil Bartender.
  • G.I. Joe Biden.