December 18, 2015
It’s the last weekend before Christmas, and that means lots of holiday parties. If you’re looking for love this holiday season, a party can be a great place to meet someone. But if you recognize any of these 5 signs, things probably aren’t going to go you way in terms of a holiday hook-up.
- You just passed out face-down in the eggnog
- The cold sore on your mouth is redder than Rudolph’s nose
- Your Yoda impression is even more embarrassing than Ted Cruz’s
- You tried to sit on Santa’s lap — while he was on the john
- You bet everyone twenty bucks that you can belch “O Tannenbaum”