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Things You’d be Surprised to Know About the Beatles

Since today is Global Beatles Day, it’s the perfect time to check out this list of The Top Things You’d be Surprised to Know About the Beatles. “Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds” is not a song about drug use.  It’s a song about HEAVY drug use. John Lennon had very poor eyesight.  Which explains his marrying…

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Things that Annoy Lifeguards

Being a lifeguard is a stressful job.  Find out some things that contribute to their anxiety with this list of The Top Things that Annoy Lifeguards. Sharks that refuse to announce their presence with an ominous, two-chord theme. Ugly people also expect to be rescued. Working in the South and having to do mouth-to-meth mouth resuscitation.…

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Surprises in the New Toy Story Movie 

  Unexpected NC-17 rating could hurt box office Thanos shows up and destroys half of toy life in the universe It’s in Mandarin with English subtitles Handheld camera is totally disorienting It’s a retelling of the Oedipus myth but with toys Potential choking hazard for younger kids A blast of radiation turns Rex into a…

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Summertime Fun-“Facts”

In honor of today being the first day of summer, it’s a good time to check out this list of The Top Fun Facts About Summer. It’s when the biggest movies of the year come out.  And also “Dark Phoenix”. It’s hotter than spring, but nowhere near as hot as the girl throwing the javelin in that…

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Pat’s Summer Reading List

“The Bridges of Hazzard County” “The Five People You Meet in Cracker Barrel” “Oh, The Places You’ll Clog” “The Call of the Wild . . . Turkey” “The Hand Fishing Maid’s Tale” “The Collected Works of Larry the Cable Guy” “The Lord of the Onion Rings” “The Seven Habits of Highly Intoxicated People” “Great Lotto…

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Things You Don’t Want to Hear From Your Therapist  

Therapists need to be highly competent and professional.  Those qualities would come into question if they said anything like what you’ll hear on this list of The Top Things You Don’t Want to Hear From Your Therapist. Enough about your problems.  Let’s talk about my sexual attraction to Jacuzzi spigots.   Don’t worry, it’s totally normal to…

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Sushi Fun Facts

With today being International Sushi Day, it’s a good time to check out this list of The Top Sushi Fun Facts. It’s to Japan what pasta is to Italy, tacos are to Mexico, and anything that triggers diabetic shock is to America. Wasabi is added so that you can punish your kids for all the stuff…

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Rejected Attractions at Disney’s Marvel Land

Spiderman’s Unnecessary Reboot Adventure Stan Lee’s Tunnel of Cameos Ant Man’s It-Really-IS-a-Small-World Vision & the Hall of Forgettable Characters Wakanda You-Can’t-Find-It World Tony Stark’s Billionaires-Only Merchandise Pavilion Groot’s Grotto, AKA the Grooto Dr. Strange’s Close-Up Magic Show Mutants of the Caribbean  

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Cruise Tips

Do your summer plans include going on a cruise?  If so, you might want to take a minute to check out this list of The Top Cruise Tips. Skip the spa if Robert Kraft is in line before you. Pack pills to treat nausea associated with motion sickness, stomach flu, or seeing your wife in a…

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Things You Don’t Want to Hear from Your Kids on Father’s Day

Things You Don’t Want to Hear from Your Kids on Father’s Day   I’m waiting until I hear from AncestryDNA Mom told us everything Can the prison guards hear what we say on these phones? I’m spending the day with the UPS guy instead I wanted to give you this card while you were still…