Maj_FI_2019

Five Interesting Facts About This Year’s Oscars

The BBC put out a list of some interesting facts about this year’s Oscars, and here are FIVE highlights: 1.  This is the THIRD time that Amy Adams and Christian Bale have starred in a movie together AND both received Oscar nominations for it.  They both were nominated for:  “The Fighter”, “American Hustle”, and now “Vice”.  Only Christian has won.  He got…

jeff-brown-jock-image

Some Things I THINK I Think…..

 3-6 inches of snow, then freezing rain and sleet on top of it tomorrow.  You round up the town folk, I’ll get the pitchforks and torches, and we’ll meet at Accuweather. The Bleacher Report is reporting that the Steelers are going to sign Blake Bortles.  I guess that’s because Gary Hogeboom didn’t want to come…

Luke2

Slash Says Guns N’ Roses Are Working on an Album

There’s been talk that GUNS N’ ROSES has a new album in the works, and SLASH has KIND OF confirmed that, but he also said you never know what’s going to happen with Guns N’ Roses.     He said, quote, “Axl [Rose], Duff [McKagan], myself, and Richard [Fortus] have all talked about [it] . . .  there’s material and stuff going on already for…

jeff-brown-jock-image

Some Things I THINK I Think…

 I didn’t just wake up on the wrong side of the bed this morning…I woke up on the wrong side of the world.  I’m not a violent or imposing man, but I shouldn’t be crossed today, unless you’re Heather Locklear or Morgan Fairchild.  Then feel free to cross me all you want. We’re already a…

Pat Urban3

Signs You Hired the Wrong Dog Trainer

Dogs competing in the Westminster Kennel Club Dog Show this week had the benefit of working with the top trainers in the country.  But you weren’t so lucky.  Here are The Top Signs You Hired the Wrong Dog Trainer. When you complain about the nonstop humping, he says, “Sorry.  I can’t help myself.” She accuses your…

Luke2

Four Things That Happen to Your Body When You Hate Your Job

Even if you love your job, you probably have days when you hate it.  But if it starts to be MOST days, you might need to change things up.  Here are four negative effects the added stress of hating your job can have on your body . . .     1.  It can cause…

jeff-brown-jock-image

Some things I THINK I think…

 Incredible win for the Nittany Lions last night, although they always seem to come up with one major upset every season.  The win was made so much better by the fact that the REALLY obnoxious Wolverine fans had to walk out a loser. Pitchers and catchers have reported to Spring Training.  Great weather is just…

Pat Urban3

Things You Don’t Want to Hear from Your Valentine

Who gave you this phone number? Fine, let’s just get this over with Demon, be gone! I cast thee out! Jeez, has it been another year already The cops are on my tail. Hide this! To be honest, I’m not entirely sure who you are It’s cool; the clinic gave me an ointment for that…

jeff-brown-jock-image

Some things I THINK I think…

 Typical Central Pa weather…It warms up, we all get excited, then it gets cold and snowy again.  If we don’t have an early spring this year, I’m going to Punxy and kicking that little rodent’s ass.  The Pirates sign Melky Cabrera…5 years too late.  I’m assuming they settled for him after they found out that…

Tony3

Paul McCartney Thinks Whiskey Costs $2.50

It’s hard to stay grounded when you’re a BILLIONAIRE… and PAUL MCCARTNEY is no exception. His biographer Barry Miles says that just a few years ago, Paul sent a roadie out for a bottle of Whiskey . . . and gave him about $2.50 to pay for it.  The roadie had to tell Paul the price had…

Tony3

Groundhog & Other Animal Weather Forecasting Results

Groundhog Day happened on Saturday, and after last week, people were so desperate for nice weather that they’d be willing to listen to ANY prediction that things would turn around . . . even a made up one from a rodent. Make no mistake about it, Groundhog Day is our DUMBEST holiday. And Punxsutawney Phil…

jeff-brown-jock-image

Some things I THINK I think…

 ^&**&&*%^*(%^$%%#^#$&%($#^& _$^%^#*# !!!!!!! THAT’S what I have to say about the Super Bowl. Oh yeah…I’m a sore loser.

Pat Urban3

Things You Don’t Want to Hear from a Kid Selling Girl Scout Cookies

I think you might need two boxes, big boy I’m only doing this until I can get a paycheck from my TSA job If you’d like a cocktail with that, we make most of our money on alcohol sales After this transaction is complete, would you mind taking a brief customer survey? Ask me about gluten again…

Luke2

Brian Johnson Says He’s Back in AC/DC

Ever since BRIAN JOHNSON was spotted at a recording studio with the rest of AC/DC last year, there’s been speculation that he’s back in the band.  And now it sounds at least a little more likely.     The guys in a band called Terrorizer ran into Brian at a Florida airport, and here’s what one of them had to say…

jeff-brown-jock-image

Weekend things I THINK I think…

 The Rams are going to win the Super Bowl.  HOWEVER, if I had to put money on it, I’d bet on the Patriots, as much as that pains me to say. It looks like we made it to the other side of the Vortex.  I don’t want to do that again. It’s my understanding that…

Tony3

Madden 19 Predicts Super Bowl Winner

 Every year, EA Sports runs a simulated Super Bowl on the latest edition of “Madden”.  And it’s been right 10 of the last 15 years.  And in 2015, the game not only correctly predicted a Patriots win over the Seahawks, but it also nailed the final score, 28-24. But last year it was WRONG.  The simulation…

Pat Urban3

Tips for Improving Your Finances

Do you want to get into better financial shape in 2019?  Luckily, we can help you make that happen with this list of The Top Tips for Improving Your Finances. Get a better retirement plan than “I’m bound to hit it big on a scratch-off eventually.” Build up your savings in case of a rainy day. …

Luke2

A 10-Year-Old Kid Won a Science Fair By Proving Tom Brady is a Cheater

  A 10-year-old kid from Lexington, Kentucky named Ace Davis created a science fair project that set out to PROVE that TOM BRADY is a cheater.     Obviously, it’s an AWESOME concept . . . or at least it would be to anyone living outside New England.     At first glance, it just looks like…

jeff-brown-jock-image

Something I KNOW I know…

I have this thought in light of the shooting at the Ramada last night in State College: We always write that “thoughts and prayers” are with the victims.  While prayers and thoughts are necessary, it’s pretty damned clear that they don’t provide a whole lot of protection.  I am NOT advocating that guns be taken…