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Going #1 in the Shower is GREEN!

There’s a stigma about peeing in the shower. But this is not something R Kelly is going to ruin. There’s an article going viral right now from the website I [Effing] Love Science making a case for why we should all pee in the shower.  It’s because Americans would save 1.3 TRILLION GALLONS of water…

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Signs Your Boss Hates You

Do you think your boss has it out for you?  You’ll know for sure if you can identify with anything on this list of The Top Signs Your Boss Hates You. Your last Christmas bonus was a high five. He sends you to Starbucks every day.  Not for coffee, but to see if they’ll hire you.…

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Some things I THINK I think…

 The Penguins are going to lose to the Islanders in 5. The Steelers are going to be at least as good next year with Antonio Butthead. Penn State will win the Blue/White game this weekend. A guy was caught trying to steal a propane tank from Walmart that he had stuffed down his pants.  Sometimes,…

Tony3

CNBC Says “Tip Less” to Save Money

CNBC is catching heat over a video they posted about a “trick” that helps you spend less at restaurants.  Because basically their hack is . . . just tip less. The guy in the video talks about how you’re supposed to tip between 15 and 20%.  And most people tip according to what the TOTAL…

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Guns N’ Roses Will Tour This Fall, Then Record a New Album

SLASH says that GUNS N’ ROSES will reconvene in September, after he’s done touring with Myles Kennedy and The Conspirators.     The album will come after a, quote, “small tour in October.”  He says, quote, “There’s been so much talk about this Guns N’ Roses record, which we haven’t actually done anything with.  So we’re gonna sort of focus on that.…

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P.C. makes me P.O.’d

Here’s the latest from the PC police…you should no longer refer to people who are riding bicycles as “Cyclists”.  Research has shown the the term “cyclist” dehumanizes the rider and thus, we don’t really care about their safety. What does the research say we should now call the people formerly referred to as “Cyclists”?  “People…

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Tips for Dealing with Stress

April is Stress Awareness Month.  So we want to do our part to help you chill out with this list of The Top Tips for Dealing with Stress. Remember that there’s someone out there whose job it is to clean out the Kardashians’ hot tub.  Believe me, you won’t feel so bad. Get some exercise .…

Luke2

Sunday Is National Beer Day . . . But in a Way, Isn’t Every Day?

Sunday is National Beer Day.  And the date actually isn’t random.  On April 7th, 1933, FDR took the first major step toward ending Prohibition and signed a law that would allow people to brew and distribute beer in the U.S.     Anyway, maybe Sunday would be a good occasion to have a beer.  What’s that?  You…

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Signs Your Boyfriend is Obsessed with the Avengers

  His Twitter handle is “Justice League sucks!” He thinks raccoons can talk Whenever you have a fight, he accuses you of “acting like Thanos” He refers to the real world as the “Non-Marvel Cinematic Universe” Refuses to step on ants in case Ant-Man is among them Insists you call him “God of Thunder” in…

Tony3

Tinder to Verify Your Height!

Let’s HOPE this is an April Fools’ Day prank . . . Tinder tweeted an announcement on Friday about a new HEIGHT VERIFICATION feature. Quote, “It’s come to our attention that most of you 5-foot-10ers out there are actually 5-foot-6.  The charade must stop.” They say you need to submit a picture of yourself standing next to,…

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Things that Annoy Uber Drivers

Uber is making drivers take a wage cut.  So we can add that to this list of The Top Things that Annoy Uber Drivers. People who only give you a good rating if you play dubstep. The fact that they have a master’s in comparative politics from Yale. Robert Kraft making them wait outside for 15…

Tony3

What Soda Does to Your Body

If you’ve been wanting to kick your soda habit, maybe this will help motivate you.  It’s a breakdown of exactly what happens to your body every time you drink a soda or other sugary drink . . . 1.  Your blood sugar spikes.  Within the first 15 minutes of drinking a soda, your intestines send…

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Some things I THINK I think…

 We’re down to the final 16 teams in the NCAA’s.  Penn State played FOUR of them this year and beat TWO of them…and they didn’t deserved an invitation to ANY of the tournaments this year?  Puh-leaze. In Austria in the 1600’s, women would put an apple slice under their arm pit.  At the end of…

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Things Every Good Resumé Should Have

Every good resumé should be brief . . . include your key jobs and achievements . . . have targeted information specific to the job you’re applying for . . . and have zero spelling or grammar mistakes. There are a lot of things you can do to improve your resumé.  But here are four…

Luke2

The Woodstock 50 Lineup Has Been Announced!!!

Woodstock is celebrating its 50th anniversary with a new event in Watkins Glen, New York over the weekend of August 16th, and the lineup was just announced. As we’d heard, the headliners include:  Jay-Z, Dead & Company, The Killers, Imagine Dragons, Chance the Rapper, Miley Cyrus, Halsey, The Black Keys, and Santana, along with The Raconteurs, The Lumineers, and Greta Van Fleet. Dead & Company and Santana were…

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Some things I THINK I think…

The Penn State men’s basketball team finished the season ranked #40 in the KenPom, but yet didn’t qualify for either the NCAA tourney or the NIT.  The next closest team to miss out on both was San Francisco at #66.  Someone please explain this to me. While you’re at it, please explain how people can…

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Tips for Having a Great Saint Patrick’s Day

Saint Patrick’s Day is tomorrow.  We want to help make sure you have an awesome time, so take a minute to check out this list of The Top Tips for Having a Great Saint Patrick’s Day. Don’t drink.  HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!  I tried. Instead of pinching someone not wearing green, go all-in and club them with a tire…

Tony3

Cheese + Hip-Hop = Flavor

If you don’t like hip-hop, that’s fine.  Just know this:  The cheese in your refrigerator might disagree.  A strange new study out of Switzerland found cheese tastes better when it’s been exposed to ’90s hip-hop.  And other genres don’t work as well. Researchers exposed eight identical wheels of Swiss cheese to different types of music, and let them…

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Things You Don’t Want to Hear from a Leprechaun

  I’ll give you the gold, but first you have to watch ALL the Leprechaun movies I dont grant wishes, but for a fee I can get your kid into Notre Dame What you call “catching” a leprechaun, the courts call “false imprisonment” Sorry, we changed the wish granting thing to rule out wishing for more wishes…

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Albert Einstein Fun Facts

In honor of today being Albert Einstein’s Day, please enjoy this list of The Top Albert Einstein Fun Facts. Thanks to his 160 I.Q., Felicity Huffman didn’t have to bribe anyone to get him into college. He wrote his first essay on theoretical physics when he was 16.  Altogether, now:  NERD! He was born in Germany,…