Signs You Have an Unhealthy Obsession with Game of Thrones

 

  • You buy Ed Sheeran music just because he had a cameo

  • You write fan letters to the characters… not the actors, the characters

  • You keep an “Arya list” of anyone who calls you on the phone while the show is on

  • You’re never getting married out of fear of a “Red Wedding”

  • You had your name legally changed to Kevin of Tarth

  • While the show was off the air you wrote your own prequel

  • You called your dermatologist in a panic because you thought you had greyscale

  • Every August, you start saying “winter is coming”

  • You contacted the ASPCA about adopting a dragon

  • You can explain to people what the heck is going on!