Things You Don’t Want to Hear from a Leprechaun

 

  • I’ll give you the gold, but first you have to watch ALL the Leprechaun movies

  • I dont grant wishes, but for a fee I can get your kid into Notre Dame

  • What you call “catching” a leprechaun, the courts call “false imprisonment”

  • Sorry, we changed the wish granting thing to rule out wishing for more wishes

  • I’m Peter Dinklage, you idiot!

  • OK, you caught me-now you have to marry me

  • All of your wishes have to be available on Target.com

  • Actually, all I’m authorized to grant to people is coupons for Lucky Charms cereal

  • God I am so sick of the color green

  • No, I will not mend your shoes

  • I lost the pot of gold betting on the Celtics